{"id":63379,"date":"2009-05-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kentyasam.com.tr\/wp\/?p=63379"},"modified":"2009-05-27T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T00:00:00","slug":"aslan-parcasi-bunlar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentyasam.com.tr\/wp\/2009\/05\/27\/aslan-parcasi-bunlar\/","title":{"rendered":"Aslan par\u00e7as\u0131 bunlar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"G\u00f6zler yuvalar\u0131ndan f\u0131rlam\u0131\u015f, boyun damar\u0131 ha patlad\u0131 ha patlayacak. Sa\u011f el havada daire \u00e7iziyor, sol el yard\u0131ma ko\u015fup masay\u0131 yumrukluyor. Yetmiyor, koltuk dar geliyor, aya\u011fa kalk\u0131l\u0131yor. B\u00f6ylesi daha iyi. \r<br>\r<br>\u015eiddetin voltaj\u0131 giderek y\u00fckseliyor. \u00d6nemli bir \u015fey yok can\u0131m, tela\u015flanmay\u0131n. Arkada\u015f, bize fikirlerini anlatmaya \u00e7abal\u0131yor. O hi\u00e7bir yerde bulamayaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z, duyamayaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z &#8220;Hint kuma\u015f\u0131&#8221;ndan daha de\u011ferli fikirlerini&#8230;\r<br>\r<br>Ne zaman bir a\u00e7\u0131k oturuma &#8220;tak\u0131lsam&#8221; beni al\u0131r bir g\u00fclmek.\r<br>\r<br>Evdekiler, ekranda ciddi ciddi konu\u015fan insanlara, bir de kahkahalara bo\u011fulmakta olan bendenize bak\u0131p, tuhaf duruma bir anlam veremezler.\r<br>\r<br>Belki i\u00e7lerinden, &#8220;Bu adam ya\u015fland\u0131k\u00e7a tuhafla\u015f\u0131yor&#8221; diye ge\u00e7irirler, ama pek belli etmezler.\r<br>\r<br>Ekran\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na ge\u00e7mi\u015fim.\r<br>\r<br>Can kula\u011f\u0131 ile dinleyip, d\u00f6rt g\u00f6zle izlemeye haz\u0131rlanm\u0131\u015f\u0131m.\r<br>\r<br>Ama adam bana de\u011fil, kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda \u00fcstelik nefret etti\u011fine anlatmaya ba\u015fl\u0131yor.\r<br>\r<br>Sonra o nefret edilen bir \u015feyler s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor, ortal\u0131k kar\u0131\u015f\u0131yor.\r<br>\r<br>Hoppalaaa&#8230;\r<br>\r<br>Yav, karde\u015fim biz neciyiz burada?\r<br>\r<br>Madem olay ikinizin aras\u0131ndayd\u0131, ekranda ne i\u015finiz var?\r<br>\r<br>Kapan\u0131n bir odaya, payla\u015f\u0131n kozlar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131.\r<br>\r<br>Ne zaman ki olay\u0131n inceliklerini kavramaya ba\u015flad\u0131m, sald\u0131m kendimi&#8230;\r<br>\r<br>Bazen k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir g\u00fcl\u00fcc\u00fck yeterli gelirken, \u00e7o\u011fu zaman kahkahalara bo\u011fulmak bile kesmiyor, inan\u0131n.\r<br>\r<br>O insanlar\u0131n, bana- bize- bir \u015feyler anlatmak gibi bir dertleri olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ke\u015ffettim \u00f6nce.\r<br>\r<br>Her konu\u015fmac\u0131, di\u011fer konu\u015fmac\u0131lar\u0131 &#8220;fikirleriyle&#8221; nas\u0131l d\u00f6vebilece\u011finin planlar\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6nceden yap\u0131yor, geriye kameralar \u00f6n\u00fcnde uygulamas\u0131 kal\u0131yor.\r<br>\r<br>Kamera da dostlar al\u0131\u015fveri\u015fte g\u00f6rs\u00fcn diye&#8230;\r<br>\r<br>Yani beni -bizi- kimsenin sallad\u0131\u011f\u0131 yok.\r<br>\r<br>Bir konu hari\u00e7: \u00d6l\u00e7\u00fcmler.\r<br>\r<br>Ne kadar \u00e7ok ki\u015fi ekran ba\u015f\u0131nda olmu\u015fsak, &#8220;canavar&#8221; o denli y\u00fcksek \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor ve tabii tad\u0131ndan yenmiyor.\r<br>\r<br>&#8220;Aslan par\u00e7alar\u0131&#8221;, bug\u00fcn bu ekranda, yar\u0131n \u015fu ekranda dolan\u0131p duruyor biz de pe\u015flerinde. O uzun saatler sonunda bize, yuvalar\u0131ndan infilak etmi\u015f g\u00f6zler, p\u0131rtlam\u0131\u015f damarlar kal\u0131yor.\r<br>\r<br>Gel de g\u00fclme&#8230;<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>G\u00f6zler yuvalar\u0131ndan f\u0131rlam\u0131\u015f, boyun damar\u0131 ha patlad\u0131 ha patlayacak. Sa\u011f el havada daire \u00e7iziyor, sol el yard\u0131ma ko\u015fup masay\u0131 yumrukluyor. 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